Mr AngryBritain knows what is really going on in these hilarious celebrity pictures - here's his take on the LOL-tastic showbiz snaps of the week!
James Middleton is very much in demand
Kate Middleton's younger brother James was very much in demand at a private party in Mayfair on Wednesday night, and the good news is that the eligible bachelor still seems to be without a girlfriend. He was at the launch of Everything Or Nothing, an exhibition charting 50 years of James Bond.
While Kate and Pippa are by far the more famous Middleton siblings, James has carved a niche for himself among the Chelsea elite, when he's not running his cake baking business. Click through the gallery to see the new breed of London socialites, dahling...
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I am a public school boy and proud of it. I played more sport than concentrating on class work and thouroughly enjoyed my school days and have been very successful in business since.
As a Londoner I could easily have joined the Chelsea Toffs but chose not to as they are all lazy, self opinionated and stupid.
This lot here are a total waste of space and should be looking to make money, not spend Daddy's.
They look like a bunch of spoilt rich kids to me, I bet hardly any of them do a hard days work. Here we can see the Tory elite in all its glory, a bunch of spoilt, arrogant snobs who think they are better than anyone else especially from the working class. It also looks like half the people photographed here are heroine addicts, they look like stoned zombies.
But I guess that is because they are all inbred.
I presume that 'socialite' is a euphemism for 'went to private school but was too stupid to get into uni'?
And from this article, I'm getting the impression that 'model' means 'ugly, quite masculine posh bird who is exploiting the old school tie to trick people into thinking she is actually pretty'.
There's also something quite funny about trying to talk somebody up by saying they have a baby with 'The Kooks bassist', considering that bassist joined long after they had any hits (their latest single went to number 160 in the charts, great work!) and their last gig was a year ago at an O2 academy (capacity ~4000). Not exactly a 'rock star' and not a musician with much in the way of royalties or gig money coming his way either. Talk about your downward mobility...
FIRST IT WAS PIPPA TRYING TO GET NOTICED....AND JAMES IS TRYING THE SAME THING
YOU 2 SHOULD STAY IN THE BACK GROUND AND DON,T TRY TO OUT DO KATE
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