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Paris Hilton to hook-up with Mark Wright?
Mark Wright could have his pick of any woman, really - especially with that body, that cheeky smile and that Essex-boy charm.
But it appears that his former TOWIE co-star Amy Childs is keen to set him up with one of the most famous ladies on the planet: Paris Hilton.
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The 21-year-old reality TV star revealed to The Daily Star her plans to take Paris out in Essex to the famous Sugar Hut nightclub.
"She tweeted me about her trip," Amy said. "She said she was coming to London in June and July and can't wait to see me and have a nice night out.
Amy Childs is keen to show Paris the best Essex has to offer... including Mark Wright
"We've got to go to Sugar Hut and Nu Bar and do the Essex thing."
She continued with her romantic set-up plans: "And I want her to get an Essex boyfriend, so I'll try to set her up with Mark Wright. Watch this space."
With Paris coming over to Essex, and Mark shortly going over to LA to pursue an acting career, maybe a relationship between the two is likely. After all, they both have a lot in common, starting with their big egos and their expert preening methods!
Amy is also keen to take the heiress along to her own salon, where maybe Paris can get herself a nice bright orange Essex tan? That realistic California tan just won't cut it in Brentwood!
"I'll give her a makeover and a nice spray tan. She will fit in well with the girls here," Amy revealed.
Amy added that Paris is a huge fan of hers: "Last week, Paris sent me a message on Twitter saying she really likes me... I replied to say I loved her show and would really like to meet her, too."
We can't wait to see the Twitpics of Amy and Paris out on the town together - maybe they'll become new BFFs? And will Paris fall for Mark?
Watch this space...
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